Football Wedding Joke
Two guys are talking about their boss’s upcoming wedding. One says, “It’s ridiculous, he’s rich, but he’s 93 years old, and she’s just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?” The other says, “Well, we have a name for it in my family.” “What do you call it?” “We call it a football wedding.” [...]
Marriage Counseling Joke
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need marriage counseling. My husband and I have a great relationship,” the wife explained. “He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and [...]
Friend Invited For Supper
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because [...]
First Time Marriage Joke
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. Well, it dates back to our honeymoon, explained the lady. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down [...]
Honeymoon Diseases Honeymoon Joke
A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored. “What happened to your feet?” his wife asked. “I had a childhood disease called Tolio.” “Don’t you mean polio?” “No, tolio, [...]
Before And After Marriage
Before the marriage: (Top to bottom) He: Yes. Atlast. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? [...]
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